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Starseed
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#16 | Posted: 30 Sep 2010 13:10
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Joe:
Found this old article on LISTERINE afterwards

Well who`d have thought? I saw the guy Richard Kiel that played Jaws a few years back in Milton Keynes.
dark star
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#17 | Posted: 1 Oct 2010 20:57
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WARNING TO ALL FORUM USERS !!

96 people died in 2009 after falling out of bed !

You can significantly reduce the risk by simple chucking your bed away and putting the matrice on the floor.

The only other option is to strape yourself in to be sure.
ImOverHere
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#18 | Posted: 1 Oct 2010 21:36
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Nurse straps me in every night
Joe
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#19 | Posted: 1 Oct 2010 21:52
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How many of those 96 were sleeping on the top bunk bed?
Starseed
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#20 | Posted: 1 Oct 2010 22:26 | Edited by: Starseed
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dark star:
You can significantly reduce the risk by simple chucking your bed away and putting the matrice on the floor.

The only other option is to strape yourself in to be sure.

Or - one could "STRAP" ones-self in.
Or one could use a "MATTRESS"
ImOverHere
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#21 | Posted: 1 Oct 2010 22:45 | Edited by: ImOverHere
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Mi jaket dusup at the bac
Starseed
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#22 | Posted: 2 Oct 2010 11:04
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ImOverHere:
Mi jaket dusup at the bac

LOL - Geordie...
dark star
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#23 | Posted: 2 Oct 2010 20:43
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Starseed:
Or - one could "STRAP" ones-self in.
Or one could use a "MATTRESS"

Thank you seedy,I can always rely on you to highlight anothers errors.....where does the need to do this originate ? Have you considered regressional thearopy ?

Anyhow,the point is that Im trying to save your life here,so never mind the poor spelling and consider yourself lucky i warned you about the dangers of sleeping in a bed. I mean,imagine waking up one morning dead ! And even worse what about your legacy ?......"O,how did Starseed die ?"......how embarassing is that ?
Starseed
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#24 | Posted: 2 Oct 2010 21:01 | Edited by: Starseed
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dark star:
where does the need to do this originate ? Have you considered regressional thearopy ?

Anyhow,the point is that Im trying to save your life here,so never mind the poor spelling and consider yourself lucky i warned you about the dangers of sleeping in a bed. I mean,imagine waking up one morning dead ! And even worse what about your legacy ?......"O,how did Starseed die ?"......how embarassing is that ?

Calm down, calm down.

I PROMISE before the paramedics cart my dead body off - I will state " DarkStar warned me this would happen..."

Are you actually serious about this falling out of bed thing? Or have you had one too many?
Starseed
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#25 | Posted: 3 Oct 2010 09:18
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dark star:
Have you considered regressional thearopy ?

Yes I was a Roman soldier like everyone else...
dark star
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#26 | Posted: 3 Oct 2010 20:10
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Starseed:
Yes I was a Roman soldier like everyone else...

Was your name Sillious Soddus or Biggus Dickus ?
dark star
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#27 | Posted: 3 Oct 2010 20:16 | Edited by: dark star
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DARK STAR,S HEALTH TIP OF THE WEEK :

Each morning,before breakfast,put a table spoon of cider vinager into a glass of warm water and drink.This thins out your blood, enabling your heart to pump more efficiently improving circulation.
Starseed
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#28 | Posted: 3 Oct 2010 22:11
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dark star:
DARK STAR,S HEALTH TIP OF THE WEEK :

Each morning,before breakfast,put a table spoon of cider vinager into a glass of warm water and drink.This thins out your blood, enabling your heart to pump more efficiently improving circulation.



I say gargle with 6 pickled onions - or use a native American healing wand.
dark star
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#29 | Posted: 4 Oct 2010 19:06
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I dont see what there is to take the piss out of seedy old chap.
A table spoon of cider vinager each day may prevent heart problems.......nice of me to tell you that i think,dont you ?
Starseed
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#30 | Posted: 4 Oct 2010 21:51
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dark star:
nice of me to tell you that i think,dont you ?

I PREFER YOUR ANTI SLEEPING IN BEDS WARNING !
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