The Poet In The Pub

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In a light hearted deviation from the usual serious subjects on Richplanet, we featured some poetry on our show "The Richplanet Starship". Most of the poems by "The Poet In The Pub", unfortunately are too rude to be broadcast on TV. For viewers who like this kind of depraved toilet humour the entire collection of non broadcastable poems are available to buy on DVD.

"Poet in the Pub" is a collection of poetry covering subjects such as masturbation, sex, politics, going to the toilet, beating up Liberal Democrats and freeloading on funerals.

Breaking almost every conceivable rule of political correctness, the poet poses questions such as "Ever had sex with the moors murderers?", or "Ever crapped in a public swimming pool", or "Ever smeared amphetamine sulphate on your penis?"

This no-holds-barred DVD will probably offend most people in parts, so consider yourselves forewarned. This DVD is not for the faint-hearted, conservative, or metrosexual.

Also featured is an interview with the Poet himself, giving his views on the monarchy, banks, and local loopholes that allow one to salvage food from skips. If you wish to gain insight from the Poets views of life, the Universe and "fanny batter", it is avaiable here.

PAL 4:3, Region Free

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